You broke my heart when we broke up! I thought it was due to me being broke! What broke the bond was my refusal to "have a sleepover" with you and your BFF! I've changed my mind, please take me back! I'll "hang out" with you both for now! Or if you've found another bloke, the news of that would make me choke! Let's get together, talk it out, I'd be glad to buy you a Coke, or have a smoke, or take a toke, or we could even sail my boat! Just make me smile, say yes for a while, oh baby when I say to you, that I'd be glad to make you 2, if not then I will be so blue, but I will find a love anew. She may not have a friend like yours, and if that were true life would be a bore. But we would have to face the facts, and just go home and do it!
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